do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
This explains so much
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.
My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”