Important things- science and making the perfect chocolate chip cookie to fit your tastes. Found on Time.com.
The science of COOKIES, YAS PLEASE.
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
ok but it’s canada
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO
you forget to cherish it
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PYRAMID TO DATE
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad